When a please be quiet doesn’t suffice,
A shut the fuck up can be real nice.
When can we please make love is not quite right,
You can say fuck me hard but please don’t bite.
No word can do it better, no word satisfies,
The way fuck does in every way, shape, and size.
Fuck you, fuck her, fuck this ugly shirt,
Fuck work, fuck school, it is a brilliant tool,
To express your emotions and just be free,
To use the word fuck is easy you’ll see.
Can I fuck you here or there?
Can I fuck you anywhere?
Dr. Seuss was a master yet he had one fatal flaw,
He wouldn’t say fuck cus’ it was against the law,
To teach little children these “inappropriate” words,
Yet he could teach them about Zinn-a-zoo birds.
Those aren’t even real and so may I say,
Fuck is just better in every single way.
Fuck day, fuck hay, fuck the whole month of May,
Fuck A, fuck K, and let’s just say,
That we’d all like to fuck Jessica Albay.
Yeah I said her name wrong but that’s okay,
Cuz’ I just say fuck that and it all goes away!
So next time your parents go and turn up their nose,
Just give a Fuck You and slam the door closed.
GK
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